David Pekrul

"The Man In A Speedo" and "The Dancer From France" - two limericks



Posted: Friday, February 27, 2009

by David Pekrul



A limerick is a five-line poem with a strict form, originally popularized in English by Edward Lear. Limericks are witty or humorous, and sometimes obscene with humorous intent. I love to write limericks, but try to keep them clean. The following two limericks are the 'naughtiest' ones I have written. The second limerick, "The Dancer From France", could be critiqued harshly because the ending words on some lines are not "Perfect Rhymes", but then again, I'm not perfect either. I hope you think they're cute and not too naughty.

The Man In A Speedo



I knew of a man from Toledo,
Who laid on the beach in a Speedo,
No muscles he had,
It really was sad,
He had no physique or libido.

He watched all the slim, pretty girls,
The ones with their hair in small curls,
But nothing he felt,
Down south of his belt,
He saw them as oysters, not pearls.

But that's when he saw pretty Lucy,
The sight of her frame made him goosey,
Libido is back,
They're both in the sack,
The rest of this story's too juicy!

The Dancer From France

There was a young dancer from France,
Who had her small boobies enhanced,
And now when she shakes,
Her boobies do quake,
Which causes the young men to pant.


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David Pekrul was born in New Westminster, B. C. Canada.

He wrote his first poem in February, 2004, as an Anniversary card for his wife, Linda. Being rather pleased by the results of his first attempt, he wrote a second one, then another and another. He soon realized that he was in love with words.

The pictures that his words paint may not always be pretty, but they are pictures worth viewing, for he writes about the world around him, whether they be things good, bad or otherwise. He also writes about family, nature, God and faith.

His first poetry book, "Parts Of The Sum Volume One" has just been published and can be found at http://www.blurb.com/bookstore/detail/3145051

David makes his home in the foothills of the Canadian Rockies with his wife Linda and spoiled pup, Tiki.

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