"Hockey War" and "A Hell Of A Game" - two poems
Posted: Saturday, February 21, 2009
by David Pekrul
Anyone up for hockey? If you're Canadian, the answer is always "Yes!" Here's two hockey poems for you.
Hockey War
And just a hockey game to score,
When countries start to point the blame,
They take it out in a hockey game.If someone threatens our coastline,
We face-off on the centre-line,
A slap-shot and a body-check,
By the hockey team from old Quebec.
A hockey team is much more scary,
Instead of running all amuck,
The one who wins, controls the puck.
The winner of this hockey war,
Would best be known as "Hockey Corps",
We'd celebrate a "Hockey Hour",
With Canada, the World Power.
A Hell Of A Game
'Pushing up daisies' is where I now am,
Slipped on the ice and I fell on my 'can',
Drove a Zamboni for each hockey game,
Now that I'm dead, it will not be the same.
Ice will not form here; it's hotter than hell,
Stuck in this place and it's here I will dwell,
Dreaming of hockey and thinking of ice,
Just one more face-off would really be nice.
Eating a hotdog and drinking a beer,
Watching my team as they score while I cheer,
"Wayne makes a shot and the crowd is going wild!",
I have loved hockey since I was a child.
Now it is over and here I am, dead,
Death without hockey is something I dread,
Dying don't scare me, ain't nothing to fear,
Wish we had hockey; we'd play it down here.
They'd be "The Devils" and we'd be "The Saints",
Skating on brimstone, our only complaint,
Trying for body-checks, going berserk,
We're only spirits and it will not work.
So I just lie here with nothing to do,
Dreaming of hockey and feeling so blue,
Eternity waits, bidding hockey farewell,
This is not Heaven; it's hockey-fans' Hell.
If this article is used in any publication, please send a copy of the publication to David Pekrul at
E-Mail:dpekrul@gmail.com
This Article has been viewed 12,955 times. (Not updated in real-time.)
Top-level comments on this article: (2 total)thank you so much fainally a good hockey poem
You may be interested in this new hockey book: Hockey Fights: The NHL's Toughest Fighters 2000-2010. Cheers.
We want your comments! If you can read this, you don't have javascript enabled, so you can't use this comment system. Please enable javascript.