David Pekrul

Ten Things Passengers Should Never Overhear Their Airline Pilot Saying



Posted: Saturday, November 15, 2008

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10 - "They say a morning beer helps a hangover; they're right, I feel much better now."

09 - "I wonder why that light is flashing on the fuel gauge?"

08 - "Mayday!" -"Mayday!"

07 - "Now where did I put that flight map?"

06 -"I'm so tired, I nodded off during the flight briefing."

05 - "OH - MY - GOD!!!"

04 - "You sexy little Flight Attendant - Who's your Captain? Who's your Captain?"

03 - "I can never remember - Are the wheels down when the lever is in the 'up position' or the 'down position'?"

02 - "Flight School was too hard so I just copied the answers off the guy next to me."

And the number one thing passengers should never overhear their airline pilot saying is:

01 - "My wife left me and I just want to die."

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» left by Gary W. Halsey Sr.
 2 years 324 days ago.
51 fans.
hahahahahahhaahhaaahahahahhahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahaahahaha
hahaahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahaha David, hahahah this is great stuff, I
absolutely loved the no. 1 one, hahahahahahahaahhaaha, can you imagine the passengers looks on their faces. This was halarious!!! I am going to take this to work...they will crack up....while I was looking for this one...I see you have done tons of work...You ever gonna publish you work? I past by one that I definately want to read...it was called Ashes to Ashes, Rust to Rust...I have to read it....and I am going to wonder around in your history stuff, the title grabbed my attention, the one about the horse, what was it the day I died? At any rate this is one I am taking to work, hope you don't mind.......your pal, and friend in pen......Gary.
» left by David Pekrul 2 years 324 days ago.
66 fans.
Hey, I'd love it if you spread my stuff around.  I don't think I'll ever become published, but like any writer, I want people to read my stuff.  Thanks for being there with your encouraging words.
ps. I think the one about the horse you are referring to is called, "I Passed Away Last Weekend".
 
All the best,
David
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